Monday, September 3, 2012

DON'T TELL MY HUSBAND. LET ME DO THAT FIRST...


 

I'm having an AFFAIR. But, No! Not and NEVER an illicit one with another Man. This affair is HEALING for myself and my entire Family, and the object of my Fiery PASSION is the 

MAGICAL COCONUT!!!!!

I have just Fallen DEEEEEEP in LOVE with all this fruit/nut/seed/drupe (it's ALL of those) does, and it's many Uses. Ever hear of those tales of a stranded man who makes everything from a couple coconut trees, 100 variations of coconut meals to a 3 story mansion hut? Well? Seeing how I sweeten with its actually HEALTHY palm sugar (tasty just like white sugar with none of the diabetes), seeing how I boost my exercise routines with Coconut Water, and have eliminated my once 3 times a year NASTY Cold Sore with Coconut Oil (I put it in my smoothies and it killed a stomach virus that was making the rounds in my home) - PLUS, I gotta try Coconut FLOUR? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if my husband didn't get just a little bit jealous. But?

THIS HEALING IS SHARE-ABLE!!! Whew. What Selfish Person couldn't share all that this MIGHTY SUPERFOOD DOES!!!! ~~~~~~~~

• Kills viruses that cause influenza, herpes, measles, hepatitis C, SARS, AIDS, and other illnesses.

 Kills bacteria that cause ulcers, throat infections, urinary tract infections, gum disease and cavities, pneumonia, and gonorrhea, and other diseases.

 Kills fungi and yeasts that cause candidiasis, ringworm, athlete’s foot, thrush, diaper rash, and other infections.

 Expels or kills tapeworms, lice, giardia, and other parasites.

 Provides a nutritional source of quick energy.

 Boosts energy and endurance, enhancing physical and athletic performance.

 Improves digestion and absorption of other nutrients including vitamins, minerals, and amino acids.

 Improves insulin secretion and utilization of blood glucose.

 Relieves stress on pancreas and enzyme systems of the body.

 Reduces symptoms associated with pancreatitis.

 Helps relieve symptoms and reduce health risks associated with diabetes.

 Reduces problems associated with malabsorption syndrome and cystic fibrosis.

 Improves calcium and magnesium absorption and supports the development of strong bones and teeth

 Helps protect against osteoporosis.

 Helps relieve symptoms associated with gallbladder disease.

 Relieves symptoms associated with Crohn’s disease, ulcerative colitis, and stomach ulcers.

 Improves digestion and bowel function.

 Relieves pain and irritation caused by hemorrhoids.

 Reduces inflammation.

 Supports tissue healing and repair.

 Supports and aids immune system function.

 Helps protect the body from breast, colon, and other cancers.

 Is heart healthy; improves cholesterol ratio reducing risk of heart disease.

 Protects arteries from injury that causes atherosclerosis and thus protects against heart disease.

 Helps prevent periodontal disease and tooth decay.

 Functions as a protective antioxidant.

 Helps to protect the body from harmful free radicals that promote premature aging and degenerative disease.

 Does not deplete the body’s antioxidant reserves like other oils do.

 Improves utilization of essential fatty acids and protects them from oxidation.

 Helps relieve symptoms associated with chronic fatigue syndrome.

 Relieves symptoms associated with benign prostatic hyperplasia (prostate enlargement).

 Reduces epileptic seizures.

 Helps protect against kidney disease and bladder infections.

 Dissolves kidney stones.

 Helps prevent liver disease.

 Is lower in calories than all other fats.

 Supports thyroid function.

 Promotes loss of excess weight by increasing metabolic rate.

 Is utilized by the body to produce energy in preference to being stored as body fat like other dietary fats.

 Helps prevent obesity and overweight problems.

 Applied topically helps to form a chemical barrier on the skin to ward of infection.

 Reduces symptoms associated the psoriasis, eczema, and dermatitis.

 Supports the natural chemical balance of the skin.

 Softens skin and helps relieve dryness and flaking.

 Prevents wrinkles, sagging skin, and age spots.

 Promotes healthy looking hair and complexion.

 Provides protection form damaging effects of ultraviolet radiation form the sun.

 Helps control dandruff.

 Does not form harmful by-products when heated to normal cooking temperature like other vegetable oils do.

 Has no harmful or discomforting side effects.

 Is completely non-toxic to humans.

Now. I doubt You made it to the bottom of this list, cause after reading even half of it, You've run off to get Yourself some COCONUTS. Look at U havin' an affair!  OOooOOoooOOOOooOOO!!! I'm TELLLLLLIN' Your spouse, unless You share....

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